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Scrooge's Snack

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

Public Transit Pro

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.

The Hogwarts Relationship

I call my girlfriend Dumbledore.

Calendar Confusion

Can February March?

Foggy Photography

Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

Believing in the Impossible

I still believe in love.

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Poker

Poker gameplay preview

Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

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Down Under Intelligence

What's the secret service of Australia called?

The Sumatta Situation

Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta. Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta

Locomotive Weight Gain

What type of train gets fat?

Cephalopod Comedy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

The Mallard's Tab

A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter

Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.

Timeless Humor

The best thing about adolescent humor...

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Pacman

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Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

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Condiment Privacy

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

Garage Sale Surprise

Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had.

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