Parental Honesty
Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?
Me: Because we have had enough of you for today.
Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?
Me: Because we have had enough of you for today.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
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