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Dairy Dialogue

What did one dairy cow say to another?

By Chuckles
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A Timely Gift

I hope I get a watch for Christmas!

By Chuckles
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The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

By Chuckles
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The Phantom Party

I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.

By Chuckles
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My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

By LaughParty
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Noble Silence

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.

By Chuckles
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Crabby Dolphin

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

By Chuckles
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Unimpressed Dairy

What did the unimpressed cheese say?

By Chuckles
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Impostor Word

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One word is acting suspicious.

Spot the odd word hiding among four connected words.

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The Nutritionist's Loophole

My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,

By Chuckles
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The Digital Disappointment

Looked up from my phone for a few minutes.

By Chuckles
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The Pirate's Milestone

What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?

By Chuckles
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The Zen Hotdog

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

By Chuckles
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Sudoku

Sudoku gameplay preview

Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Academic Overachievers

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

By Chuckles
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Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor!

My son John swallowed the can opener!

By Chuckles
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Cheesy Humor

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

By Chuckles
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Financial Philosophy

Whats the problem with tainted money?

By Chuckles
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Double Trouble

What do you call twin kittens?

By Chuckles
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The Gum Solution

This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"

By Chuckles
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The Tech Singer

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer?

By Chuckles
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