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A Heavy Realization

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Outstanding Debt

Bank: 'Miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding.'

Personal Space Invader

According to my neighbor's journal,

Musical Intervention

You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?

Musical Hardware

What do you call a computer that can sing really well?

Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

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Snake

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Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

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Welcome to the Jungle

My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.

A Bloody Good Pun

Most animals don't like gore.

The Cinema Nomad

Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated

The Moose-Ant Dilemma

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

Babysitting Blunders

I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.

Geometry Lesson

Why can't a person draw a perfect circle?

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

The Paranoid Bulb

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Mitten Misunderstandings

Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens,

Reptilian Refreshments

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Pigeon Beats

Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.

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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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Optimistic Cruising

I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship.

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Blackjack

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A little hit-or-stand suspense.

Play for fun. Take on the dealer and aim for 21.

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