Welcome to the Jungle
My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.
Apparently, it wasn't the right vibe for the produce section.
My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.
Apparently, it wasn't the right vibe for the produce section.
I told my friends I couldn't go waterskiing this weekend.
We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'
My dad doesn't eat vegetables, so he put my lettuce in the freezer and said, 'Well, it's iceberg.'
Two strangers in an elevator both said, 'Well, here we go.'
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
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