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Wizarding Wit

If you don't get my Harry Potter references,

The Windows Upgrade

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Funeral Etiquette

Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing..

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Four In a Row

Four In a Row gameplay preview

Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

Play Four In a Row

The Gluten-Free Undead

What do vegan zombies eat?

Zoo Animal Instincts

I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...

The Constant Counter

When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting.

The Jean Conspiracy

We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair.

Executive Design

The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept

Fruitful Farewells

"I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"

Meteorological Humor

What do you call a slow hurricane?

Museum Misery

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

A Musical Pest

Did you hear about that new species of mosquito?

A Dietary Restriction

What do you call someone incapable of eating people?

Snowballs

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The Drummer's Housing Crisis

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Holiday Appetite

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

A Nutty Encounter

Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night.

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

Play Flappy

Knight Shift

I've just started work as a human chess piece.

Furniture Fables

What do you call lying furniture?

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