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The Comedian's Dilemma

What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience?

The Expensive Penman

How does a penman make his living?

The Medical Baker

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Pirate Produce Pricing

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

Calculator Conundrum

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

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Tiles

Tiles gameplay preview

Slide into a little victory.

Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.

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A Chemical Reaction

Want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Alphabetical Hero

So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed... 'Anyone know CPR?!'

Vanishing Act

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

Magical Gardening

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Tech Industry Pastry

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

Kitchen Appliance Friendship

Good friends are like toasters...

A Balanced Diet

BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun

Bathroom Tactics

It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet

Ramsay's Frozen Nightmare

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

Efficient Illumination

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Chicken Coops and Their Doors

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

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Flappy

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Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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The Silent Treatment

Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest.

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