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Retail Therapy

To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart

Animal Medicine

I never understood why vets...

Aquatic Mechanics

Two fish are in a tank.

Calculated Hygiene

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The Polar Pause

So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

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Math Path

Math Path gameplay preview

Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

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Slippery Mosquitoes

If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...

Chemical Friendship

My friend firmly believes that he's a solute.

The Clean Shaven Benefit

The bad news: I shaved off my beard.

Economic Diet

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Expert Opinion

Should we legalize monster trucks? We'll speak to monster truck expert Kevin, age 8.

Marital Math

The difference between polygamy and monogamy.

Feline Parking

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

The Vegetable Race

How do you win the vegetable race?

Dental Hazard

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Agricultural Breakups

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

The Veterinary Malpractice

Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License. Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another.

Discovery Channel Logic

The Discovery Channel should be...

The Scratch Kitchen

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

Play Flappy

A Happy Medium

My parents are in a fight. My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors.

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