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Monopoly with Chuck
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
The Insomniac Coder
A programmer began to cuss because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed, looping round in her head was:
THE HORROR!
*splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT'S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat