The Final Countdown
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
My smart fridge started recommending healthy recipes.
My son made me a card that said "World's Okayest Dad."
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
I bought a houseplant labeled 'impossible to kill.'
I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.
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