The Surprise Greeting
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...
"Were you fired?"
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...
"Were you fired?"
My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.
When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.
Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,
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