Short people are oppressed.
I don't always tell mom jokes.
A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition...
What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?
My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.
They say love is worth more than money.
The number one problem in the world today is apathy.
What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?
Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."
I witnessed a murder today..
TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how much it's worth
People tell me that I'm condescending
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?
Two skeptics walk into a bar..
Why are spiders good swimmers?
Toilet stolen from police station.
What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint?
My dog sent me an email the other day.
How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?
How much does a corpse weigh?