The Lice Strategy
Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."
Correct way to parent.
Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."
Correct way to parent.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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