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Coding Vision

Why do java coders wear glasses?

Detective Reptile

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Tank Troubles

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other...

Culinary Success

I finished my culinary class final.

The Holiday's Identity Crisis

I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.

Breakfast Botany

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Tents Situation

I went camping recently.

The Truth About Comedy

What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

Grammar Ownership

When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you.

Age Verification

I just got carded at Forever 21.

Liquid Assets

A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool.

Standard Procedure

I refuse to lower my standards

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Road Rage

Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar. A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other,

Mirror Image

Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth,

The Barker Lounger

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

Mountain Problems

Vacationing in Switzerland: "So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"

Short seal joke

A baby seal walks into a club

The Scenic Route Problem

I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.

Literary Injury

A book fell on my head the other day,

The Inarticulate Insect

What kind of bee can't be understood?