Real Talk From the Leftover Pie
At midnight, I told myself I'd only take a sliver of pie to even out the edge.
Three evenings of evening-out later, the pie is now a very small, very round apology.
At midnight, I told myself I'd only take a sliver of pie to even out the edge.
Three evenings of evening-out later, the pie is now a very small, very round apology.
I tried to impress my Italian neighbor by using an idiom I learned from an app. I told him, with great confidence, that I had a pet ferret in my pocket.
My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.
My new smart fridge sends me an alert if I leave the door open too long.
My husband agreed to the couples costume but only if he doesn't have to do anything.
A toddler crosses her arms, studies the broccoli, and says, 'I object.'
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