Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A Stolen Commode
The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night.
Space Aggression
I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.
The Tiny Entrepreneur
My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed.
The Fantasy Breed
What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?
The Expensive Bar Tab
What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?
The Pessimist's Silver Lining
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
Career Advice
Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life
Canada Abolished the Penny
When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all...
Grammar Matters
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written
The Sunday Irony
Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?
The Percussive Trio
A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet
A Healthy Diet
A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of broccoli up his nose.