Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Houseboat Heartbreak
When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door,
A Card-Playing Son
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.
Post-Op Logistics
After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.
The Dyslexic Band
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"
Election Egos
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...
Bravery Moisture
HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating.
The Existential Crisis
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?
Ballistic Unemployment
Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...
Fruit Aisle Philosophy
Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'