Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
High Stakes Poker
Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?
The Funeral Faux Pas
(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is-
Seasonal Humpty
It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!
The Mosquito Defense
Witnesses an awkward moment, starts a slow clap, sees that nobody is joining me,
Double the Dad
Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all
Academic Feline
what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers?
Lizard Problems
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
Apathetic Intuition
What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?
Boy becomes Jedi
gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks.
Family Negotiations
[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments?