Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Nutritionist's Loophole
My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,
The Pirate's Milestone
What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?
The Zen Hotdog
What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?
The Frozen Vintage
Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.
Academic Overachievers
Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...
The Gum Solution
This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"
The Tech Singer
What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer?
Snowman Sniffing
Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...
The Flintstone Difference
What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi?
[March 15]
Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so?
A Grilling Mistake
ME: hey baby. HOT GIRL: ... ME: ... HOT GIRL: ... ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME:
Sharknado Fears
We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.
How do you get into a Native American restaurant?
You make a reservation