The Frozen Vintage
Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.
Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer
Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.
Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer
My dog finally finished obedience school.
I made a poll so the group could finally pick a restaurant.
Trapdoor spiders are basically introverts with a business plan.
I always pictured heaven with fluffy clouds and golden harps.
The self-checkout machine yelled, 'Unexpected item in bagging area!'
My package tracker has said 'Out for Delivery' for six straight days.
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