Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Midnight Preparedness
I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.
Swift Regret
Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.
The Fashionista Girlfriend
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.
The Adulthood Paradox
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,
Sledding Blues
Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled.
A Leak in the Sink
So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, "Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"
Dashboard Dining
Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light
The Last Kick
I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.
The Naive Hydration
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?
The Skrillex Phase
I went through a Skrillex phase. I had to stop though.
The Social Media Grudge
"Well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"