Chuckles

The Aftermath

What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?

The Reddit Reality

So a redditor walked into a bar...

Vegetarian Relations

Airport Security Drama

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

The Letter D

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

A Risky Culinary Career

Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.

Budget Concert

What concert costs 45 cents?

Happy Meal, Unhappy Duel

This baby at McDonald's may have started the screaming competition,

Lost the Plot

I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery.

Progress

Johnny, do you still throw stones at birds?

Dressed to Wheel

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Simple Math of Solitude

Reason why I'm single...

Clean Living

I used to be addicted to soap

The Hipster's Soup

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

Revenge of the Parents

To people without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys...

The Jarring Truth

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.

The Rodent Fitness Tracker

Gets a Fitbit for Christmas

Database Socializing

A SQL statement walks into a bar...

The Lightbulb Logic

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?