Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Financial Advice
Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???
The Dapper Detective
What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?
A Noodle Prayer
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.
Shocking Kitchen Advice
If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?
The Never-Ending Question
4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions.
My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors
"If you want to leave" I told her,
Patriotic Sneeze
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
Hardware Issues
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Tech Support Issues
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.
The Adobe Friend
"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."
The Grilled Defense
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
The Leg Length Requirement
Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?
A Nutty Crime
In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today...