Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Tiny House Living
Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: "Well, isn't this quaint?"
Interplanetary Travel Plans
It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars.
A Porky-Pine
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?
Panickin' Skywalker
What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?
The Price Is High
When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?
A Pine-y Palate
This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree
The Only Metric That Matters
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Chemistry Cat-astrophe
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.
Growing Up Denied
My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up
Feline Consumerism
My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.
Programming Puns
If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.