Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Outstanding Debt
Bank: 'Miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding.'
Musical Intervention
You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?
The Moose-Ant Dilemma
What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
Babysitting Blunders
I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
The Paranoid Bulb
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Pigeon Beats
Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
Political Pollination
Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.
Botanical Romance
What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?
A Royal Dispute
Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...
Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer:
Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma
Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?