Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Nap Double Standard
When my wife takes a nap, it's "desperately needed rest." When I do, it's "lazy chauvinist party-time."
Banned from the Picnic
With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail
Limo Logic
Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?
Typing Speed
Fast fingers. Funny phrases.
Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.
Play Typing SpeedFlappy
Flap first. Panic later.
Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.
Play FlappyPost-Op Logistics
After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.
The Dyslexic Band
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"
Election Egos
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...
Bravery Moisture
HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating.