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Local Weather Anchor Finally Snaps and Admits the Air Is Just One Giant Dog Lick of Sadness
The mercury is currently climbing so high that the local weather anchors have abandoned their professional composure and are now just weeping openly i ...
The Cloud's Identity Crisis
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
The Low Pressure Promotion
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled.
