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Local Preschooler Achieves Personal Best in Pork-Based Arithmetic (A Comic Take)

A LaughParty comic take. Comic take, not a news report: everything below is invented for fun. The family, the pig-related incidents, and the math professor are all fictional. In a kitchen that exists only in our imagination, a four-year-old named Juniper declared that lunch would be breakfast. Her parents, who had long ago learned that arguing with a pres…