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A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks.

His dad says, "40 dollars?"

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10 Men Whose Only Safety Regulation Is The Phrase Because Of Freedom Baby

There is a specific brand of logic that only exists in the glorious, chaotic vacuum of absolute liberty. It is the kind of reasoning that bypasses com ...

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Geometry Problems

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

By Chuckles

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Holiday Confusion

Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents

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Office Literature

Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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Toddler Troubles

It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.

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The Parenting Myth

Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.

By Chuckles

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Parental Remote Control

Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids

By Chuckles

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The Constant Counter

When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting.

By Chuckles

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The Coin Swallowing Scale

Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER. Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes.

By Chuckles

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Supernatural Hearing

My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,

By Chuckles

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Spring Cleaning

My wife is getting rid of all the clutter.

By Chuckles

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The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

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Can I tell you a joke?

Your bum broke! hahaha!

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The Parent Performance

Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.

By Chuckles

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Age Appropriate

4yo: Raise your hand if you are young. Me: *raises hand. 4yo: No, daddy, not you.

By Chuckles

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My Son Isn't Mine?

I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.

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A Nap in Texas

Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas?

By Chuckles

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Feline Socialites

Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby."

By Chuckles

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Budget Theme Park

I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street.

By Chuckles

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Playground Snacks

What do kids like to eat in the playground?

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