A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks.
His dad says, "40 dollars?"
What do you want 30 dollars for?
His dad says, "40 dollars?"
What do you want 30 dollars for?
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.
Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
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