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The Snickers Distraction

Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.

The Engineer's Commute

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

Slinky Personalities

Some people are like Slinkies...

Space Exploration Mishaps

Curiosity killed the cat...

A Hungry Momma

Your momma's so fat...

A Colorful Conversation

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

Hydrant Factory Blues

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:

Spooky Microbes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

Breaking the Rules

I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.

Skateboarding Struggles

I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler

Early Shift

What time does a mechanic wake up?

CrossFit Confusion

My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym.

Perspective

You're not fat.

Bovine Mathematics

What do bulls do math with?

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.

Lawn Care Tragedy

I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

The Reddit Riposte

What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes?

The Delivery Room Dilemma

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"

The Secret Punchline

I hate people who steal the punchline.

A Sharp Sense of Humor

Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory...

Gorilla Rejection

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*