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The Orange Rhyme

Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange

A Salty Response

Wanna hear a joke about sodium?

The Cinematic Stutter

Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?

Password Security

I needed a password at least eight characters long

Screen Size Confusion

9: What did that message on the TV say? Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen.

Knightly Tunes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

Meatloaf Ultimatum

My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography.

World Domination

The best thing about hand sanitiser is that

A Man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo

He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance.

Uncle Bill always gave 100%

Son: How did he die Dad?

Skin Deep

If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me,

Slow Printing

Yo mama so fat...

Deep Sleep

To help me get to sleep

Roman Numerals 101

A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says,

Dubstep Valentine

How does Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

Emergency Confusion

Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?

A Timeless Tale

Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's?

The Mystery of IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

Workplace Inquiries

Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?

You'd think the third guy would've ducked.

Woodstock Memories

40% of Americans over 60 believe...