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The French Surplus

I saw a French rifle on eBay today.

A Card-Playing Son

My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.

Dairy Logistics

Does a cow give milk?

Pac-Man Etiquette

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

Election Egos

I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...

Bravery Moisture

HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating.

The Restless Digit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

Canine Social Media

I wonder if dog's had facebook,

Exhausted Transportation

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

The Existential Crisis

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?

Ant-Family Confusion

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Ballistic Unemployment

Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...

A Flatulent Affection

My love for you is like a fart.

Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

The Mallard's Tab

A duck walks up to a prostitute....

Early Bird Special

What is the best advice to give a worm?

A Forgettable Month

September is Alzheimer's Awareness month...

I once was bored

so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time.

A Lonely Prom Night

Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom?

The Breakfast Solution

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?

Avian Dating Advice

What do you do if a bird shits on your car?