The Truant's Trap
Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."
The grandson says, "No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"
Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."
The grandson says, "No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
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