The Smart Fridge
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
Last night at 2am it said "Are you sure?" when I opened the door. I was not ready for that level of accountability from an appliance.
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
Last night at 2am it said "Are you sure?" when I opened the door. I was not ready for that level of accountability from an appliance.
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