The Smart Fridge
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
Last night at 2am it said "Are you sure?" when I opened the door. I was not ready for that level of accountability from an appliance.
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
Last night at 2am it said "Are you sure?" when I opened the door. I was not ready for that level of accountability from an appliance.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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