A Hat's Life
Local household manager Dennis Pruitt-Okafor announced this week that he has freed himself from monthly subscriptions. His new entertainment empire runs on a decade-old laptop with a fan that sounds like a tiny hairdryer arguing with a kazoo. The trouble began when Dennis opened his banking app and found a column of small recurring charges, each one a dif…
Dennis arrived in Italy with a phrasebook, a sun hat the size of a patio umbrella, and the unshakable belief that he was fluent after two weeks of a language app. By lunchtime on day one, he had already prevented three emergencies. None of them were real. It began at a café, when a waiter told a colleague that a customer had "ham slices over his eyes." De…
Sources close to the situation confirm that a small child has successfully infiltrated the display chicken coop at a farm supply store, and nobody has ever looked prouder of a breaking-and-entering. She was not there to buy anything. She was there for the vibe. Witnesses report that the child slipped away in the time it takes a parent to ask, "Do we need…
A LaughParty comic take. Comic take, not a news report: everything below is invented for fun. The family, the pig-related incidents, and the math professor are all fictional. In a kitchen that exists only in our imagination, a four-year-old named Juniper declared that lunch would be breakfast. Her parents, who had long ago learned that arguing with a pres…
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction alert: this is a made-up humor piece inspired by a general theme. The people, the house, and the spiders are all invented. In a fictional suburb called Pumpkinshire Heights, a man named Gary (not a real Gary, just a Gary-shaped idea) was handed one sacred task: decorate the house for Halloween. His wife, Denise, said…
A LaughParty comic take. Comic take, not a news report. Every event, household and 'local tradition' below is invented for fun. Halloween in the Southern Hemisphere arrives in spring, which means the spookiest thing on the night isn't a haunted house. It's the weather forecast. While other parts of the world enjoy crisp autumn air and cozy sweaters, our i…
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