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Bad Habits Die Hard.

Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?

A Stake in the Game

A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games.

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Pong

Pong gameplay preview

Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

Play Pong

Sub Sandwich Mix-up

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

A Pun in Ten Dead

I skipped the 9 puns and killed the last one.

Happy Halloweenie

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Gym Class Hero

Tries to hit the gym.

Algebraic Heartbreak

Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X.

A Rocking Deal

Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar...

A Walk to Remember

If you walk a mile in my shoes,

Modern Art Dilemma

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

Maritime Mammals

How do animals cross the ocean?

Perspective

As you take another breath, someone takes their last.

Bilingual Bovine

What does a Spanish cow say?

A Buoyant Situation

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

The Pub Exit

Two Irishman walk out of a pub.

Friday Feelings

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?

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Math Path

Math Path gameplay preview

Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

Play Math Path

Sticky Situation

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

Surprise Party Skeptic

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.

Underwater Blues

Why was the clownfish sad?

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