Surprise Party Skeptic
I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.
Because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.
Because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
It was an honest mistake that lasted about two seconds in real life.
The machine froze and demanded assistance for a mysterious object in the bagging area.
All I wanted to know was whether I needed an umbrella.
One cracker hit the kitchen floor at 6:02 p.m.
The celebration ended Saturday, but the balloons stayed.
The instructions showed exactly 42 screws, and he used all of them.
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