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Pointless Pencils

I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side

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Poker

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Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

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Leaning Tower Logic

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

The Mr. Bean Paradox

I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall.

Snowman in the summer

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

The End of the Line

I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, "excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"

The Actor's Protest

Narrator: These are real people and not actors.

The Mayflower Compact

Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?"

Tech Support Needed

Please help, my email isn't twerking..

Morning Brew

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

The Name Game

If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say "Matt?"

The Boss's Dilemma

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

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Word Search

Word Search gameplay preview

Find words. Lose track of time.

Hunt for hidden words in humor-themed grids.

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Avian Law

Sick eagles are forbidden by law.

Swine Skincare

What does a pig put on his cut?

Prehistoric Problems

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

A Shocking Revelation

I like to walk up to psychics, punch them in the face and say...

Luigi

You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion?

A Rough Landing

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

The Logical Motorist

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Traffic Light Etiquette

What did the traffic light say to the car?

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