When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.
Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.
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