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The Ice Cream Escape

4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you...

The Musical Angler

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

The Dalai's Deli

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day,

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Snake

Snake gameplay preview

Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

Play Snake

Hipster Coffee

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

The Vitamin Strategy

Wine doesn't have many vitamins.

A Brick-tastic Disaster

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?

The Blind Man

"Ah, I see," said the blind man as he spat into the wind.

School Ahead

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Musical Pressure

Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen?

Exhausting Taylor

Anyone know how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"?

The Speed of Hate

The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication,

The Stationary Pooch

What do you call a dog with no legs?

The Dedicated Mom

Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom.

Legal Feelings

Lawyers have feelings too..

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Flashback Memory

Flashback Memory gameplay preview

Wait... which tile was next?

Watch the sequence, then tap it back in the same order.

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A Moving Experience

Did you hear about the stationary store?

Digital Heritage

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Blind Spot

3 blondes walk in to a bar

Heavy Deodorant

[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me:

The Direct Route

Lady: (standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?

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