The Speed of Hate
The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication,
for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends.
The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication,
for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends.
My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
I bought a squirrel-proof bird feeder and was very proud of it.
My office printer jams only when I'm in a hurry, a manager is watching, or I say, 'This should be quick.'
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
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