Jokes

Discount Grammar

Teacher: Johnny, please use 'discount' in a sentence. Johnny:

Dung Beetle Dilemmas

"Getting real tired of your crap..."

High-Level Humor

Have you heard the one about the ceiling fan?

The Infinite Loop

An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate...

Culinary Ease

Making Asian food is easy...

Astronaut Fashion

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

Frequency Issues

Learning about frequency is so boring ...

[at a spelling bee]

Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath*

The Four Sides of Truth

There are now 4 sides to every story.

Numbing Romance

I used to date an anaesthetist...

Halloween Traditions

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

The Hanks Connection

What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?

Skincare Strategy

I don't want anti-wrinkle cream,

Canine Consumerism

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

The Stoplight Shame

Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light.

Tipsy Thoughts

Cheesy Insanity

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

A Loss for Words

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.