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The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

By LaughParty

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Connery's Court Time

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

By Chuckles

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Joke Jokes

When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.