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Beach Geometry

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Indifferent Philosophy

Ignorance or apathy?

Academic Career Paths

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

The Capri Sun Assassin

It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle,

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Hangman

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Have a vowel. Have a hunch.

Guess the hidden word, one letter at a time.

Play Hangman

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

I'd like a nice stiff entendre please.

Want me to make it a double?

Nobody Likes This

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.

Fruit-crossed Lovers

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

The Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

Fitness Fail

Weighed myself. Did elliptical for 30 minutes. Weighed myself. Half a pound heavier.

Inheritance Strategy

Tip of the day:

The Adult Reality Check

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why.

Summer Abroad

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

Dairy Dreams

I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.

Microwave Diplomacy

How do you reheat a cold war?

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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

Play Crossword

The Fellowship of the Followers

Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword. Legolas: And you have my bow. Gimli: and my axe.

Canine Composer

It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano

The Monday Morning Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?

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