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Husband

I love you!

Eye See What You Did There

You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?

Maine Legal Advice

Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine?

The Paint Job

so I painted my computer black the other day... I thought it would run faster.

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Snake

Snake gameplay preview

Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

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The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'

Wizarding Hills

What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?

Indie Weather

Rain is just...

Intense Camping

Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend?

The Buffet Special

Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

Military Fashion

Where does a general keep his armies?

Household Accidents

You were probably conceived at home...

A Murder of Crows

I witnessed a murder today...

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Poker

Poker gameplay preview

Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

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Dental Advice for the Undead

If vampires like the taste of blood so much,

Dolphin Dilemma

Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?

The Bovine Commuter

How do cows go from one town to another?

Medical Advice

Don't vaccinate your children!

Table for One, Please

I just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils.

Sleeping Soundly

Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked,

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