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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

The Picky Eater

I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters. But not all together.

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...

Great Minds Moo Alike

Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, "Moo."

Playground Poultry

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

Let Freedom Ring

Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes. Do I never pick up phone calls on it?

The Golfer's Wardrobe Malfunction

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Budget Theme Park

I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street.

Feline Foul Play

Why do felines always win board games?

A Baaaa-d Idea

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Lost and Found

What do you call a lost crayon?

Small Screen Success

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

The Existential Bee

What did the confused bee say?

A Linguistic Slip

I like homophobes

Wonderwall Woes

My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis

High Stakes Poker

Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?

The Funeral Faux Pas

(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is-

Atomic Seriousness

Why are atoms so serious?

A Riotous Tale

You hear the joke about the frenzied mob?

Seasonal Humpty

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!