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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
how many people does it take to save the world?
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic?
I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over.
Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?
My house is really small
I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house.
Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP
I know dream catchers don't work
FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.
What's the best place to hide a body?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
Did you hear the one about the perfume store?
What's an extroverted accountant?
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank...
The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies.
What did the car say to the valet?
Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?
I had a blind date once,
What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
