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The Overworked Clock

The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.

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The Speed of Chuck

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light.

By Chuckles
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German Internet Culture

What do Germans look at on the internet?

By Chuckles
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The Stationary Actor

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

By Chuckles
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River Vision

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

By Chuckles
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Inmate Communication

How do you call a prison inmate?

By Chuckles
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The Mustard Solution

How to get mustard out of your white shirt?

By Chuckles
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Telegraphic Apologies

How do telegraph operators apologize?

By Chuckles
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Pong

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Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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Me

[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU

By Chuckles
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Relativistic Geometry

I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity...

By Chuckles
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Furniture Troubles

Knock Knock. Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

By Chuckles
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The Wealthy Sorceress

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

By Chuckles
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A Thief's Perspective

Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because

By Chuckles
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Quantum Comfort

Are you afraid of quantum mechanics?

By Chuckles
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Solo Conversationalist

I have been single so long,

By Chuckles
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Badminton Blues

I try to be a good sport,

By Chuckles
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Soccer Struggles

I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes,

By Chuckles
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Gigabyte Blues

The band's name is 1023 MB.

By Chuckles
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Typing Speed

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Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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A Musical Financial Crisis

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

By Chuckles
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