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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Retention Strategy

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep it all in!

Gaming Glitches

Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7?

Brutal Honesty

I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street...

Glassy Conversations

What did one window say to the other window?

The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

The Bovine Return

Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field?

Spooky Avian Treats

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Eye Deal World

I'd be able to find affordable glasses...

The Resolution Recycler

Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house.

Musical Deception

My friend said he was a harp..

A Meaty Misfortune

What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

Revenge Redefined

I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold...

The Stinky Comedian

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

High Finance

I'm going to talk to my broker today about cashing in some of my stocks.

Spicy Heartbreak

Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you...

Wine Not?

Pinot?

A Spirited Language

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

Reggae Printing

The printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley

Currency Exchange

50 Cent

A Deep Situation

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

The Baker's Dilemma

A father asked his son how baking school was going