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A Flashy Memory

I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera...

The Betrayal of Muscle Memory

When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.

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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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Visionary Humor

Why did the blind lady fall into the well?

Banking Assistance

There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance.

Foul Language

What country uses the most foul language?

Naked Fish

What do naked fish play with?

Training Day

I must be really good on the phone.

The Lingerie Performer

What do you call someone who pretends to work in a Victoria's Secret?

The Existential Stationery

So I bought a nihilistic pencil

A Dyslexic Walk

Here's a joke for ya.

The Baker's Theology

I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one.

Fridge Roulette

Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall.

Pizza Priorities

Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds.

Adele's Commute

Why did Adele cross the road?

The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille,

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Poker

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Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

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A Correctable Error

Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week?

Agnes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Agnes!

Workplace Hazards

Why does OSHA hate porn?

The Wingless Fly

If a fly has no wings,

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