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The Linguistic Trap

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges"

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

Vampire's Best Friend

What kind of dog does a dracula like?

A Sweet Tooth

Why did the bear eat his mate?

Legal Tech Gap

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.

Remote Control Favoritism

Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me:

My father's kids won't get this...

My father's kids won't get this...

Portuguese Puns

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

The Ultimate Security

If banks are so worried about people stealing their pens,

Commuting Chef

How does a chef get to work?

Airport Fashion

When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take...

High Jumpers

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Fast Pachyderms

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

Knock Knock

Ali !

Holey cow! It's your birthday!

A dad got his son a bday card that said "Holey cow! It's your birthday!"

A Spiritual Laxative

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

Robotic Reasoning

Why did the robot cross the road?

Confidence Issues

I always wanted to be self-confident.