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The Loophole Cat

My boyfriend said we could only get one cat.

The Anatomy of a Pun

What do you call a man with no shins?

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Cannon

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Aim high. Laugh at the misses.

Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.

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Knock, Knock...

Who's there? Peas. Peas who?

The Russian Rush

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

A Heavy Situation

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

The Waiting Game

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

The Lazy Marksman

I should've been a sniper.

The Rushing Hearse

A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph...

Laundry Logistics

Thinking of getting another bed

Electronic Attraction

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Swiss Flag Facts

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

A Heavy Musical Choice

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?

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Math Path

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Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

Play Math Path

A Cross Savior

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

The Philosophy Major's Diet

It's fun being a philosophy major.

The Galactic Bowling League

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

Connery's Court Time

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

A Deep Conversation

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

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