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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Blind Robbery

Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.

Public Service Announcement

Be alert!

Vermont's 5 Seasons

Vermont has 5 seasons:

Elemental Affection

Forget hydrogen,

Keyboard Logic

What comes before OP?

Swedish Weather Reports

By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden.

Label Maker Menace

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough

Highlander Nightlife

I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub.

Roof Humor

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Fruitful Matrimony

Why don't melons run away to get married?

Second Chance Policy

Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance,

Seeing Other People

I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me.

The Hula Burger

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?

Parenting Milestones

My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a...

I had a Crazy Dream

I had a crazy dream last night.

ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME:

Alphabet Soup

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Awkward Greetings

Sorry I got confused

What do you call...

a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Speeding Ticket Blues

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

Radioactive Comedy

Never tell a joke to plutonium,