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The Social Media Prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can,

The Afterlife Forecast

It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven.

The Color-Coded Compliments

GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.

The Breakfast Rapper

Kanyegg West says:

Political Golfing

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

Coffee Snobbery

You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee?

Literary Security

My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library.

The Ultimate Statistic

We are all part of the ultimate statistic

Snack Ownership

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

The 007 Brew

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Stuntmen

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Athletic Weather

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Growing Pains

I lost my kidneys when I turned 18.

A Sound Ambition

One day I'll cure deafness...

Fantasy Priorities

Pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact.

Wallflower Snacks

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

The Barber's Logic

"Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"

Stationery Obsession

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? It starts with P and ends with S.

Prehistoric Adjustments

Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.

The Galactic Golfer

A Stormtrooper went golfing today.

Shakespearean Sports

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth