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Flashback Memory

Flashback Memory gameplay preview

Wait... which tile was next?

Watch the sequence, then tap it back in the same order.

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Reggae Typography

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Denim Genetics

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

The Parking Predicament

"I need to find somewhere to park," I told my wife. "What about over there?" she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you?"

Low Resolution

I have an old resolution

A Missed Linguistic Opportunity

The fact that we're not calling stepdads "faux pas,"

Marine Biology Humor

What do you call a fat female assassin?

Heightened Expectations

My doctor told me if I was 5" taller I'd be at the ideal weight,

Philosophical Breakfast

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

A Statistical Mystery

In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds.

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Tic Tac Toe

Tic Tac Toe gameplay preview

X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

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Condensed Kitty

Why was the cat so small?

Canine Nomenclature

I wonder what my dog named me.

Artistic Breakfast

What do modern artists eat for breakfast?

A Hairy Situation

They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work.

Pub Priorities

If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub,

Cultured Geography

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Camping Conflict

Camping as a couple is stressful...

The Biscuit Workout

In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf.

Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

A Short Cut

I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short.

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